Chew on this
(There’s been lots of excitement preparing for our yearly Halloween party!)
LR: (wearing plastic vampire teeth) Bewaaaare… Bewaaaare… I’m a vaaaampiiiire.
RJ: (also wearing plastic vampire teeth) Woooh-wooooooh… I have some plastic teeth too…
RJ: I call them “teeth complainers”.
Dad: Why is that RJ?
RJ: Because they make people complain about your teeth.
(before school)
Mum: RJ! You can’t take your teeth complainers to school.
RJ: (very upset) But I love them!
Mum: You can’t. They’ll scare all the little kids.
RJ: (yelling) But they’re good for you! They keep your teeth protected!
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