‘Cause that’s how he rolls

(over dinner)

RJ: Can I have some more juice?

Dad: Sure, but there’s a new rule.

RJ: What’s that?

Dad: You can’t dip your chips in it any more. No dipping your food in your drink at dinner time.

RJ: That’s not a good rule!

Dad: Why not? No one else needs to dip their dinner in their drink.

RJ: (frustrated) Because… well… Argghh! (dramatically throws up hands) It’s just what I do!!!

Mum: You can still dip the carrot sticks if you want.

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