Are you ready for RJ 2.0?
(over breakfast)
RJ: The doctor chopped my head off one day. Want to know why?
Dad: Sure. Why’d he do that?
RJ: I was bumping into everything and falling over too much. They chopped it off so they could look at my brain.
Dad: Was everything okay in there?
RJ: No. They had to put in a new one. I don’t bump into things now…
RJ: … It’s also better at remembering to put shoes on when I go outside and watching out for snakes.
