Introducing Unexpectedly Unimaginative Boy

(at the dinner table)

Dad: Anyone else want some moo juice?

LR: Moo juice? What’s that?

Dad: Just a silly name for milk.

Mum: You know. Like juice, from a moo cow.

RJ: (yelling) THERE IS NO MOO JUICE!

Mum & Dad: (surprised) It’s just a name for milk RJ.

RJ: IT’S NOT REAL. YOU’RE TRICKING.

LR: I would like some moo juice!

RJ: STOP TRICKING ME. YOU’RE LYING TO ME.

Dad: Okay RJ. How about some milk instead?

Flying Milk

The Strange Properties of Moo Juice

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