What’s for Dinner?

Dad: What should we make for dinner RJ?

RJ: Ummm… Pasta… sauce… and something special.

Dad: Special? Like what?

RJ: Let’s cook Scarlet! She’ll be very juicy.

Dad: What!? We can’t cook the dog! Mum would freak!

RJ: How about just her tail?

Dad: Like a dog tail soup or something?

RJ: No. Just chop it in pieces.

Dad: I think Scarlet would miss her tail.

RJ: Yes, but it’s too waggy. She wouldn’t bump us around so much any more.

Scarlet - Without Tail

Scarlet - Without Tail

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