Solving the Turtle Problem
(when about to get RJ out of the shower)
RJ: (carefully adjusting something on the shower drain) Careful daddy.
Dad: Why?
RJ: I’m making a trap.
Dad: A trap? For who?
RJ: The animals. It’s going to catch all the animals.
Dad: I didn’t realise there was such a wildlife problem in here.
RJ: Yes. This will stop the cats and the turtles.
Dad: That’s a relief. They’ve been keeping me up at night.
RJ: (looking annoyed) Don’t be silly. This is serious!
