Seeing Red
In the art gallery, in front of a giant (5×3 metres – 17×10 ft) Aboriginal painting.
LR: I see the problem. My paintings have all been too small.
A few minutes later…
LR: Mum, I think that I can’t paint very well because I have the wrong brushes and paints. You’ve only given me kid stuff. Let’s go to the shop and get real artists’ paints and brushes and a big canvas.
At the art shop, faced with a wall of colours (each $7).
Mum: Uh-oh. How are we going to figure out which ones you need?
Art Shop Lady: That’s okay. Get a colour wheel. Just buy the primary colours and white and black and you can make any colour.
Mum: Great!
LR: What’s a primary colour?
Art Shop Lady: It’s a colour that you can’t make from any other colours. Red, yellow and blue are the primary colours.
LR: How do you make red?
Art Shop Lady: You use chemicals.
LR: How did they make the first red?
Art Shop Lady: Umm…I don’t know. (calls over another lady)
Art Shop Lady 2: Well, you can use iron oxides or berries to make different shades of red. Or cochineal from beetles.
LR: Oh. But how did that red get made?
Mum: (stepping in at the looks on the ladies’ faces) That’s a good question. Let’s look that up. Or we’ll ask Grammie. She knows everything about art. (That’s called passing the buck)
As LR and Mum are leaving the shop, the first lady comes over, puts her hand on Mum’s shoulder and says “You poor thing.”
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June 7th, 2011 at 5:32 pm
Yep that’s about the size of it! Love her understanding of ‘the problem’! Teya’s started painting on canvases and is much happier for it. I found her the other day ripping up an old draft of my novel and then sticking the bits all over a canvas then painting over the top!